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Obnoxious list of Disney things I’m excited for

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(All images come from this amazing blog. Didn’t reblog cause they’re image reblogs and I would have reblogged a bijillion in a row)

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Totally. I’m gonna tell them we’re going to the beach for a week, like Daytona Beach or something, and when we get to Orlando airport, we’ll go toward where the Disney Magical Express is, and I’ll point it out to them and be like, “Hey kids, wanna get on?”

Then they’ll look at me all confused like and I’ll be like, “Well, mommy and I decided not to go to the beach. I mean, we can go to the beach in Maine, we don’t have to take a 3 hours flight to go to the beach. So instead, we’re going to Disney World.”

Cue screams, tears and/or silent but extreme excitement, depending on their personalities. It’s gonna be a magical moment on film.

(Source: imagine-disney, via thatawkwarddisneymoment)

• Amber: Some people are comparing Noah's Ark to the Titanic. But you know what the difference is?
• Marie: ...on Noah's Ark all the animals survived?

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“What can I say? Sounds come when I do”

Wife (being inappropriate)